With Apologies to Johnny Western....

Have Computer, Will Travel reads the card of a man,

A knight without armor in a savage land.

His fast software skills heed the calling wind,

A soldier of fortune is the man called Shieldslinger.

Shieldslinger, Shieldslinger, where do you roam?

Shieldslinger, Shieldslinger, far, far from home.

He travels on to where-ever he must,

A Grendizer of silver is his badge of trust.

there are campfire legends the Engineers spin,

Of the man with the computer, the man called Shieldslinger.

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Monday, May 7, 2007

A good way not to get repeat customers...

So, today, I got a very long overdue haircut (I had threatened my better half with shaving it all off), I got it cut about half again as long as a standard crewcut, and the girl at Supercuts pointed out that I was losing my hair; with anyone else this would not have gone well, but me, I'm looking forward to the day I can pull a Jean-Luc Picard and never have to worry about it again. Still, it is far from the ideal method of inducing repeat clients - I more picture 22-year-old Anna-Nicole-Smith-look-alikes saying to 50 year old guys with 6 strands of hair, "Oh, no, that comb-over is sooooo sexy!!"

Well, I'm prepared for it, someday, I'll be simonizing my head instead of using dep. In fact, I'm looking forward to it - it's sure to be less work.

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