So, I'm leaving work and get to my car, and some nitwit has shoehorned his Chevy into the space next to mine, leaving between 6 and 9 inches between my driver's door and his passenger door. Idiots like this make me completely understand vandalizing someone's car (not that I did, but I sure would have loved to have introduced Mr. Chevy Trailblazer to Mr. Tire-Iron). This was followed by an endless litany of idiots on the road – it was like “Night of the Moron Drivers” - I'm driving on a deserted two-lane road, and two cars in front of me someone stops to make a left hand turn in the left hand turn lane, only he's about a foot or so into the left hand travel lane. Rather than swerve a foot and a half around this guy, the guy in front of me stops completely, blocking the entire lane, nearly causing me to rear-end him. This is followed by the idiot who, as I'm about to change lanes has to accelerate so there isn't room for me.
I get home to find an unexpected Fedex package in the hallway, containing a VERY AWESOME Captain America T-shirt (my godmother comes through again)! I almost walked right by it – I have three housemates and I hadn't ordered anything online recently. Thanks, Aunt Pat!
All in all, the roller coaster of my day certainly ended on an upnote.
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